I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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