she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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