just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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