Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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