Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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