We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Then you guys just all showered together...?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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