I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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