I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
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I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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