If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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