They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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