he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
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Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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