Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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