Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
then he tried to convert me to islam
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
whose parrot is this?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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