i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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