Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
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I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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