I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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