You just made me feel so damn special
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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