weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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