Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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