Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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