I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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