we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
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I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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