WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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