WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
