and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
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you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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