some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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