That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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