I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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