He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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