We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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