I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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