You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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