Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
