There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
only if we run a train.
done.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Randomize
