Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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