Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
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