No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
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