i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I am midnight drunk by noon
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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