doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
You may now shotgun with the bride
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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