Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I woke up under a house in Key West
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