I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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