I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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