? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I've blown a few things in my day
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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