ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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