My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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