i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I just found puke in my bra..
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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