we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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