I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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