I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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