I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
we're so committed to being not committed
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Two words: nipple clamps
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