Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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