idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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