i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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