He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm like, not good at living.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
