if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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