i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
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you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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